Star Wars A New Hope
Was great the first time around
Please stop changing it

Sausage McMuffin
Today was really greasy
Best breakfast ever

Does anybody
Watch Superbowl half-time show?
Time for bathroom break

Superbowl Sunday
Which commercial will be best?
Oh, there's football too

It's time for breakfast
Breakfast burritos are not
Really Mexican

John Paul George Ringo
Changed rock music forever
Frickin geniuses

McDonald's drive thru
Cars don't pull all the way up
That drives me crazy

They say when you die
That you can't take it with you
I want mine to go

The meaning of life
We're all searching for it like
Biscuits and gravy

Biscuits and gravy
Avoiding me on purpose
Playing hard to get